"I swear I am not a criminal! Just check my records if you don’t believe me! No wait, don’t do that . . . It may pull up some really shady sounding acts . . . but I was drunk, I swear! Some guy dared me to do it!"
Technically, that had all been a rambling lie, but I wasn't going to admit that to the beet-red, pissed off hotel manager that stood in front of me. I shot him a mild look and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes.
I still considered six in the morning night time, so I was five-seconds away from whipping out my shiny switch blade and cutting this man’s Gucci suit into ribbons – Christmas was right around the corner, anyway.
It wasn't like he really should've suspected that I was a criminal. I hadn't done anything! I mean, yeah, I was five bucks short of the rental for the room I was staying in and I may have swiped a few hotel soaps and towels, but that was minor in terms of crimes I’d committed prior. He should have seen what I stole from the Hilton last month . . . Besides; it's not like my room was that great of one, either.
Being on the top floor, you'd expect a huge, elegant penthouse suite, right? I guess, in a way I did get that, but at a very low quality. The kitchen was slathered with chunky, unknown substances, the windows were boarded up in a way that resembled a low budget horror movie, the plasma TV was cracked and the bedroom reeked of alcohol and stale pheromones. The person who had rented the room before me had obviously thrown a party that was near impossible to recover from.
Every other room in the hotel was one hundred percent five star quality. This was a place where the rich and famous stayed, so I wouldn’t be surprised if I caught Jay-Z and Beyoncé peering into my room. Famous people usually had nice stuff which was just perfect since I didn’t absolutely mind using it for a bit . . .
"If you give me one more day," I started. Apparently that was the wrong thing to say, because his face turned even redder than before – and I had thought that was impossible.
"Get out!" he yelled.
I raised my hands in the universal sign for 'I surrender,’ realizing that I had overstepped my boundaries. "All right, sir, if you're just let me grab me bags..."
Either he really hated me, or he was just generally rude to everyone because the next words that came out of his mouth were a repeat of before. "Get out!" He barked at me, his voice almost cracking. "Out now, or I'll call security," he threatened.
I gulped, ignoring the impulse to yank out my trusty pocket knife and did my best to remain impassive as I dropped the hotel key card on his desk then slowly exited the office, and afterwards, the hotel.
I couldn't risk attracting the authorities or anything close to it. I had never been caught before, and I certainly didn't want to break that streak now. Definitely not because of some guy in an expensive Gucci suit that looked like he lacked proper exercise. Maybe I should offer to apply him to a gym or something . . . Though that may not be the best of ideas considering his temper issues.
I quickly hastened around the back of the four story building. I couldn't just leave my stuff. I needed my clothes and the goods I had managed to snag this morning – soap, towels, a few pillows, possibly Jay-Z’s car . . .
They were my ticket out of here. Just like the fake ID nestled in the big pocket of my backpack sitting on the bed . . . Dang it! I needed that! The guy, Jet, who had made it for me was on a long voyage to Tokyo to rekindle the love of his Chihuahua or something, so it’s not like I could just request another.
Men these days.
Luckily enough, there were balconies settled about five feet above me. Unluckily enough, I wasn’t exactly the world’s best balcony climber.
It was worth a try though. This is for you Jet! You and your heart broken Chihuahua!
I shot a quick look around, searching for anyone or anything that could get me caught. Did stray dogs or overly large pools count? Didn’t think so.
I glanced around again, only this time searching for some way to get up – preferably an escalator, but you know, I doubted there was one around here. I should really suggest investing in one of those to the manager . . .
Focus, Harley! My mind snarled.
Right. Get the fake ID Jet the Chihuahua lover made for you . . .
My eyes trailed up a fire escape. It was stupid. The door was probably locked, but you could easily hop onto the balcony beside it. Crazed fans wouldn't have a problem breaking in to watch Jay-Z do his business. Neither would assassins or ninjas. And then there was me. The girl attempting to retrieve a bunch of useless sh!t by jumping on random balconies. Hopefully Beyoncé didn’t carry a gun or this was about to get super messy.
Luck seemed to be on my side, however, since the balcony beside the fire escape was only two down from the one connected to my room. Well, I should probably say my old room.
After taking one last look around, I traipsed over and hoisted myself onto the platform of the fire escape.
This is really stupid. I thought, snickering as I climbed up the stairs and jumped onto the balcony. You'd think that some place like this would be harder to break into, right? Kmart is harder to break into than this. Look out Jay-Z, here I come.
Turns out I spoke too soon. I looked above me. Even on my tiptoes, my hands were clutching air and not a metal balcony. Which meant I would have to climb onto the balcony railing to be able to grab it. This could quite possibly result in my utter demise.
"Don't look down. Don't look down," I chanted under my breath as I cautiously climbed onto the railing. I reached up and grabbed the bars of the balcony above me, then slowly began pulling myself up.
Good thing my high school P.E teacher was a douche who enjoyed torturing kids with hundreds of pull ups, otherwise I’d be on the floor right now . . . Bleeding . . . Like a lot.
You know that feeling you get on a roller coaster where your stomach just drops? That was what I felt like right now, my legs hanging limply in the air, the wind tousling billows of my crimson hair, my arms almost straining from holding all my weight. Slowly, I inched myself up.
That's when I heard a voice. Talking. On the balcony I was trying to climb onto.
Please don’t be Beyoncé with a gun!
I silently cursed under my breath, and turned my head down, holding in a gasp. The balcony I had just been on looked so far down . . . So I ruled out jumping back down.
I clenched my teeth, my jaw going taut, and pulled myself up, eyes closing in on the figure on the balcony.
Definitely male, and fortunately, his back was turned towards me.
Immobilized, I cocked my head and listened to the husky accented tone. It was somewhat familiar, but I couldn't quite place it.
"They're asleep, obviously. I'm not stupid, you know," the person hissed. I was positive it was a guy. Either that, or it was a girl who had an unbelievably deep voice and a very muscular torso . . . And a very firm butt. I'm betting on the former.
Who was he talking to? Wait, why did I care? I had I get out of here before he realized that I was hanging from his balcony. He wasn't going to be on the phone forever. I started to inch my way up, but froze again when he resumed his conversation.
“I don’t understand your anxiety, man. Everything is fine. Just take a deep breath. We’re in Hollywood! Live a little!”
I watched as the man winced and leaned away from the blaring phone. “Look,” he began rapidly, apparently trying to coax the person on the other end of the line to calmness. “Cool your jets. We’ve got a hot band going and loads of money. For now, we can just sit back and relax . . .”
There was a moment of silence – I assumed it was a quiet agreement form the other end of the line. “Exactly. Just enjoy the silence while it lasts because pretty soon things are gonna’ get loud.”
The man laughed abruptly, soft and sultry. “Girls?”
He shook his head, waves of brown hair shaking. "Nah, there aren't many hot girls around here. They must be throwing themselves off balconies or something," he said after letting out a low chuckle.
A small snort burst from my lips before I could halt it.
My eyes widened at the sudden silence.
"Hold on, I think I just heard something . . . yeah, yeah, I'll call you back in a minute."
Please don't see me, please don't see me. God, I know I steal, but you and karma run different businesses, right? Before my pleas could quite possibly reach the Heavens, a face was staring down at me. A handsome one. A familiar one.
Holy cr*p . . . was that who I thought it was? I didn’t watch TV often or read many magazines, but even someone as cut off as I was could recognize him. Permanently unkempt brown hair to about his collar and his infamous dark eyes. Krystof Moreau, lead singer of the new band sweeping the nation.
Now I was wishing it had been Beyoncé with a gun.
He lowered himself to my level, obsidian eyes drinking me in. "Who are you working for?"
"Well," I stuttered, my fingers clamming up against the metal bars. "I used to work at McDonalds . . ." That was a lie, but it wasn't like I could tell him I was going up his balcony to break into my room.
A stiff chuckle escaped his lips, and he reached over, pulling me up. When I was safely on his balcony, he shoved me into the railing, leaning his head in inches from mine. "Who are you? Who are you working for?" he asked again, his eyes flashing.
My back collided with the balcony railing and I groaned, eyes going wide. Yeah, I knew he was considered the 'bad ass' of the band, but this was pretty extreme. "Harley. And I'm currently jobless. Look, I'm sorry for invading your privacy or whatever but a dog loving Japanese guy-"
His hands suddenly hooked around my legs, wrapping them around his waist. What the h*ll? What is he trying to do? I was tempted to shout r*pe until I remembered it was Krystof Moreau who was holding me. And that I was trying to break into a hotel. I really didn't want to attract any more attention. Plus, I think he would win in a lawsuit against me.
Yeah, I realize that the person holding me right now was a superstar that was also the subject of most teenage girl's fantasies. No, I wasn't oblivious to the fact that having his firm body pressed against mine sent waves of tingles down me. I just wasn't really star-struck. When you're on the run and trying to live on the street, you don't really spend your time learning and admiring every detail of the latest 'teen sensation.’
His lips skimmed across mine ever so gently, and naturally, I leaned into his intoxicating touch. “Well . . . Nice meeting you, Harley.”
“Wha–”
Krystof Moreau twisted my body backwards and over his balcony.
For the slightest moment, I was caught in a baffled awe, and then the adrenaline kicked in. A strangled scream ripped out of my mouth as soon as my mind registered what he had done. I was going to die . . . at the hands of Just Past Paradise.
A giant mass of blue liquid was the only thing I could see in my daze of terror as I plummeted from the balcony. Only one thought stood out against my fear.
I should have gone to Swimming Camp when I was seven instead of Ballet.
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I won't be continuing this story on Polyvore, but if you want to read the rest, you can check it out here:
http://www.wattpad.com/story/2584133-kiss-me-kill-me
I'd love to see any of you guys on Wattpad, it's a great site! :)
Technically, that had all been a rambling lie, but I wasn't going to admit that to the beet-red, pissed off hotel manager that stood in front of me. I shot him a mild look and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes.
I still considered six in the morning night time, so I was five-seconds away from whipping out my shiny switch blade and cutting this man’s Gucci suit into ribbons – Christmas was right around the corner, anyway.
It wasn't like he really should've suspected that I was a criminal. I hadn't done anything! I mean, yeah, I was five bucks short of the rental for the room I was staying in and I may have swiped a few hotel soaps and towels, but that was minor in terms of crimes I’d committed prior. He should have seen what I stole from the Hilton last month . . . Besides; it's not like my room was that great of one, either.
Being on the top floor, you'd expect a huge, elegant penthouse suite, right? I guess, in a way I did get that, but at a very low quality. The kitchen was slathered with chunky, unknown substances, the windows were boarded up in a way that resembled a low budget horror movie, the plasma TV was cracked and the bedroom reeked of alcohol and stale pheromones. The person who had rented the room before me had obviously thrown a party that was near impossible to recover from.
Every other room in the hotel was one hundred percent five star quality. This was a place where the rich and famous stayed, so I wouldn’t be surprised if I caught Jay-Z and Beyoncé peering into my room. Famous people usually had nice stuff which was just perfect since I didn’t absolutely mind using it for a bit . . .
"If you give me one more day," I started. Apparently that was the wrong thing to say, because his face turned even redder than before – and I had thought that was impossible.
"Get out!" he yelled.
I raised my hands in the universal sign for 'I surrender,’ realizing that I had overstepped my boundaries. "All right, sir, if you're just let me grab me bags..."
Either he really hated me, or he was just generally rude to everyone because the next words that came out of his mouth were a repeat of before. "Get out!" He barked at me, his voice almost cracking. "Out now, or I'll call security," he threatened.
I gulped, ignoring the impulse to yank out my trusty pocket knife and did my best to remain impassive as I dropped the hotel key card on his desk then slowly exited the office, and afterwards, the hotel.
I couldn't risk attracting the authorities or anything close to it. I had never been caught before, and I certainly didn't want to break that streak now. Definitely not because of some guy in an expensive Gucci suit that looked like he lacked proper exercise. Maybe I should offer to apply him to a gym or something . . . Though that may not be the best of ideas considering his temper issues.
I quickly hastened around the back of the four story building. I couldn't just leave my stuff. I needed my clothes and the goods I had managed to snag this morning – soap, towels, a few pillows, possibly Jay-Z’s car . . .
They were my ticket out of here. Just like the fake ID nestled in the big pocket of my backpack sitting on the bed . . . Dang it! I needed that! The guy, Jet, who had made it for me was on a long voyage to Tokyo to rekindle the love of his Chihuahua or something, so it’s not like I could just request another.
Men these days.
Luckily enough, there were balconies settled about five feet above me. Unluckily enough, I wasn’t exactly the world’s best balcony climber.
It was worth a try though. This is for you Jet! You and your heart broken Chihuahua!
I shot a quick look around, searching for anyone or anything that could get me caught. Did stray dogs or overly large pools count? Didn’t think so.
I glanced around again, only this time searching for some way to get up – preferably an escalator, but you know, I doubted there was one around here. I should really suggest investing in one of those to the manager . . .
Focus, Harley! My mind snarled.
Right. Get the fake ID Jet the Chihuahua lover made for you . . .
My eyes trailed up a fire escape. It was stupid. The door was probably locked, but you could easily hop onto the balcony beside it. Crazed fans wouldn't have a problem breaking in to watch Jay-Z do his business. Neither would assassins or ninjas. And then there was me. The girl attempting to retrieve a bunch of useless sh!t by jumping on random balconies. Hopefully Beyoncé didn’t carry a gun or this was about to get super messy.
Luck seemed to be on my side, however, since the balcony beside the fire escape was only two down from the one connected to my room. Well, I should probably say my old room.
After taking one last look around, I traipsed over and hoisted myself onto the platform of the fire escape.
This is really stupid. I thought, snickering as I climbed up the stairs and jumped onto the balcony. You'd think that some place like this would be harder to break into, right? Kmart is harder to break into than this. Look out Jay-Z, here I come.
Turns out I spoke too soon. I looked above me. Even on my tiptoes, my hands were clutching air and not a metal balcony. Which meant I would have to climb onto the balcony railing to be able to grab it. This could quite possibly result in my utter demise.
"Don't look down. Don't look down," I chanted under my breath as I cautiously climbed onto the railing. I reached up and grabbed the bars of the balcony above me, then slowly began pulling myself up.
Good thing my high school P.E teacher was a douche who enjoyed torturing kids with hundreds of pull ups, otherwise I’d be on the floor right now . . . Bleeding . . . Like a lot.
You know that feeling you get on a roller coaster where your stomach just drops? That was what I felt like right now, my legs hanging limply in the air, the wind tousling billows of my crimson hair, my arms almost straining from holding all my weight. Slowly, I inched myself up.
That's when I heard a voice. Talking. On the balcony I was trying to climb onto.
Please don’t be Beyoncé with a gun!
I silently cursed under my breath, and turned my head down, holding in a gasp. The balcony I had just been on looked so far down . . . So I ruled out jumping back down.
I clenched my teeth, my jaw going taut, and pulled myself up, eyes closing in on the figure on the balcony.
Definitely male, and fortunately, his back was turned towards me.
Immobilized, I cocked my head and listened to the husky accented tone. It was somewhat familiar, but I couldn't quite place it.
"They're asleep, obviously. I'm not stupid, you know," the person hissed. I was positive it was a guy. Either that, or it was a girl who had an unbelievably deep voice and a very muscular torso . . . And a very firm butt. I'm betting on the former.
Who was he talking to? Wait, why did I care? I had I get out of here before he realized that I was hanging from his balcony. He wasn't going to be on the phone forever. I started to inch my way up, but froze again when he resumed his conversation.
“I don’t understand your anxiety, man. Everything is fine. Just take a deep breath. We’re in Hollywood! Live a little!”
I watched as the man winced and leaned away from the blaring phone. “Look,” he began rapidly, apparently trying to coax the person on the other end of the line to calmness. “Cool your jets. We’ve got a hot band going and loads of money. For now, we can just sit back and relax . . .”
There was a moment of silence – I assumed it was a quiet agreement form the other end of the line. “Exactly. Just enjoy the silence while it lasts because pretty soon things are gonna’ get loud.”
The man laughed abruptly, soft and sultry. “Girls?”
He shook his head, waves of brown hair shaking. "Nah, there aren't many hot girls around here. They must be throwing themselves off balconies or something," he said after letting out a low chuckle.
A small snort burst from my lips before I could halt it.
My eyes widened at the sudden silence.
"Hold on, I think I just heard something . . . yeah, yeah, I'll call you back in a minute."
Please don't see me, please don't see me. God, I know I steal, but you and karma run different businesses, right? Before my pleas could quite possibly reach the Heavens, a face was staring down at me. A handsome one. A familiar one.
Holy cr*p . . . was that who I thought it was? I didn’t watch TV often or read many magazines, but even someone as cut off as I was could recognize him. Permanently unkempt brown hair to about his collar and his infamous dark eyes. Krystof Moreau, lead singer of the new band sweeping the nation.
Now I was wishing it had been Beyoncé with a gun.
He lowered himself to my level, obsidian eyes drinking me in. "Who are you working for?"
"Well," I stuttered, my fingers clamming up against the metal bars. "I used to work at McDonalds . . ." That was a lie, but it wasn't like I could tell him I was going up his balcony to break into my room.
A stiff chuckle escaped his lips, and he reached over, pulling me up. When I was safely on his balcony, he shoved me into the railing, leaning his head in inches from mine. "Who are you? Who are you working for?" he asked again, his eyes flashing.
My back collided with the balcony railing and I groaned, eyes going wide. Yeah, I knew he was considered the 'bad ass' of the band, but this was pretty extreme. "Harley. And I'm currently jobless. Look, I'm sorry for invading your privacy or whatever but a dog loving Japanese guy-"
His hands suddenly hooked around my legs, wrapping them around his waist. What the h*ll? What is he trying to do? I was tempted to shout r*pe until I remembered it was Krystof Moreau who was holding me. And that I was trying to break into a hotel. I really didn't want to attract any more attention. Plus, I think he would win in a lawsuit against me.
Yeah, I realize that the person holding me right now was a superstar that was also the subject of most teenage girl's fantasies. No, I wasn't oblivious to the fact that having his firm body pressed against mine sent waves of tingles down me. I just wasn't really star-struck. When you're on the run and trying to live on the street, you don't really spend your time learning and admiring every detail of the latest 'teen sensation.’
His lips skimmed across mine ever so gently, and naturally, I leaned into his intoxicating touch. “Well . . . Nice meeting you, Harley.”
“Wha–”
Krystof Moreau twisted my body backwards and over his balcony.
For the slightest moment, I was caught in a baffled awe, and then the adrenaline kicked in. A strangled scream ripped out of my mouth as soon as my mind registered what he had done. I was going to die . . . at the hands of Just Past Paradise.
A giant mass of blue liquid was the only thing I could see in my daze of terror as I plummeted from the balcony. Only one thought stood out against my fear.
I should have gone to Swimming Camp when I was seven instead of Ballet.
--
I won't be continuing this story on Polyvore, but if you want to read the rest, you can check it out here:
http://www.wattpad.com/story/2584133-kiss-me-kill-me
I'd love to see any of you guys on Wattpad, it's a great site! :)
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